Last night there were giggles and laughs coming from the kitchen from our dear old roomies... Thinking nothing of it... Kelsey wakes up this morning to... Dun DUN DUN... all of our food, pots, pans, dishes, cups, cookbooks, EVERYTHING moved.. scrunched into a few cupboards.. We are nice girls.. you ask us "Hey we maybe need some more room.. Will you please make some more room." Hey you know what you scratch our backs.. We go above and beyond, scratch and even TICKLE yours..
OH goodness gracious!! its the COOTIE FOOD!! ahhh
You know we wouldn't have cared about moving our stuff really.. But where they purposely did it behind our backs and were laughing about it.. THAT is when we get a little upset...One of them used to have her one plate, bowl and cups on one shelf.. and we USED to have a few cans of food and jello packets... oh no no no that was too much for her to have on one shelf (even though they all fit very well).. Now it is a plate, bowl, and cups all on their own shelves.. Do you think items could be claustrophobic???!! OH MY THAT HAS GOT TO BE IT!!....
THIS FOLKS IS A ONCE AND A LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY!!!!
THE CLAUSTROPHOBIC PLATE.... DUN DUN DUN
They even went to the measures of now labeling their cupboards.. Can you say WOW!! The funny thing is they are stabbing themselves in the back and they will soon know it.. if they are gonna label everything and be that way.. hey we will top it.. This is our new motto: "IF you stab us in the backs.. WE WILL cut your eyes out!" haha Not really that bad but they did it to them selves...
Conveniently all the dish towels, silverware, measuring utensils, soap, and all that kind of stuff.. Well guess who that all belongs to... DAWNI AND KELSEY! WOW isn't that cool.. We decided that if they want to play this childish game.. oh boy we will play! Our things are now going into a labeled drawer labeled:
ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH MENTALITY ABOVE THAT OF A FIVE YEAR OLD!
Good luck with this! Pretty soon you're gonna be drawing a line on one side of the apartment to the other and you can't cross it. How frustrating!!!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! I had awful roommates. This is hilarious to me because it sure gave me some great stories later in life! :) Treasure the drama.... ha ha.
ReplyDeleteit would be interesting to hear the other side of the story.. maybe the real problem is a lack of communication?
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